Rating: Um, G?
Warnings: This literally makes no sense. It's the result of staying up all night and spending too much time on fandom_wank, which caused the random attempts at speaking h@xx0r or however the fuck you spell it. I suspect the glitter is a result of my brain being permanently damaged. But seriously, read at your own risk. My brain hurts just looking at it, and I'm still in the same mental state I was when I wrote it.
Glitter! Trance knew what would make Thor prettier! Glitter! Of course she was partial to purple glitter, herself, but since Thor was her Very Favorite