in which I am a sad, sad fan:
This might be the saddest thing that I've done... reading a rant somewhere, "it' something you can't fix." And I thought, "hey, she spelt that word wrong! It's 'fics,' not 'fix!'"
Then I'm like, "Oh, wait, I'm an idiot."
Dumbledore in OotP: "Sirius was not a cruel man. He was kind to house-elves in general."